Quit Being So Nosy

I really needed to remember what it was like to laugh my happy ass off!

See a tag for a rival ship and just have to do this to the hellspawn daring to ship a different pairing:

HOW DARE YOU SHIP THIS??

And the only reaction you get is:

It IS our tag, you idiot.

When you go through the torture of going through all the posts at an anti-site to do this:

You take… *sniffle* all of the mean… *cry* things you said back and admit that it’s the best pairing in the world and that you ship it. TAKE IT ALL BACK OR YOU DIEEEE!

And the reaction you get is:

Will someone kindly escort this retarded creature to her/his rightful place?

When you are in your shippy areas, all you do is:

The shippers in that hell-pairing do this! And the hell-pairing is this and that! And the shippers that ship that so non-canon pairing are stupid fucking idiots! And they always treat us like crap and blah blah blah blah!

And the reaction people new to the site give is:

Why don’t these crazy bitches talk about their own fucking ship for once? Most of this site has them talking about that fucking other ship!

When on general sites all you do is:

I know my pairing is canon because they looked at each other for 3 seconds straight without looking away! *wails*

And then a normal person paying actual attention to the subject in the general discussions does this:

Um… We were talking about the latest episode, not ships. Those characters were only in the new intro, not the episode so it doesn’t count.

Your reaction to being told to stay in subject of course is:

YOU! You must belong to that hell-ship! EVERYBODY IN HERE IS AGAINST US! WE HAVE NO WHERE TO GO! EVERYBODY THAT SAYS MEAN THINGS LIKE THIS TO US IS OF THAT SHIP!

When you find someone saying something bad about your ship:

I will hack into their email and find everything they said, screen-shot it even if its a decade old and will publically humiliate them. Hell I’ll even send them some anonymous death-threats.

And the reaction you get is:

Man, bitch, you psycho. It’s just fiction, get over your crazy ass self.

And then denial of your craziness kicks in:

You’re the one that needs to get over his/herself. I’m just breezing. I don’t know what you mean with psycho.

Here it comes…. I come specially flaming today. If I don’t get this off my chest I’ll probably say something REALLY bitchy or start blogging dark and gory shit (I do that regardless of my moods, but whatever).

Okay. I generally don’t give a shit about this whole shipper war bullshit. I do make fun and roll my eyes, but I don’t go attacking other shippers and if I do attack them (for saying something STUPID) I always find a way to let bygones be bygones. In fact I have made alot of awesome friends that way…

But…

This cesspool of infantile shit could be easily avoided.

1. Remember these are FICTIONAL characters. Attacking someone’s PERSONAL LIFE because of fucking fictional drawn ‘couples’ is absolute crap. One thing is attacking VIEWS, but intelligence and good-natured debating between fans goes down the craphole as soon as a dumbfuck starts name-calling and questioning the other shipper’s intelligence for liking whatever fucking pairing they like. You can’t CONVERT people. We like whatever, for whatever ridiculous reason, so telling us its wrong to like it is like telling us that breathing is overrated. Also keep in mind that all shippers have ‘reasons’ for thinking their ship is canon and that the opposing side will always think its dumb no matter how many facts back it up. Get it through your damned skulls. Debating this shit out is pretty pointless.

2. The stupid ass online stalking by butthurt cunts. If someone doesn’f fucking agree with you, so fucking what?! Its not the end of the world because someone doesn’t think the way you do. Going to their blogs or whatever, to stalk every post and stalk their FRIENDS as well is psycho and I’m saying this because shippers of different pairings, including myself have had this shit done to them. The sad fact is that the ‘stalkers’ don’t realize that they’re fucking crazy for spending countless hours on the internet hunting down ONE person for DARING to say they don’t give a flying fuck about their pairing. Everyone likes different things, get used to it or find a new hobby.

3. Shippers going to tags of pairings they obviously dislike or going to tags of ANTI-SHIT to attack the person that said something ‘mean’ about their ship (or the fuckshits that like to reply to everything mean or dumb other people post on general Bleach blogs instead of attacking the fucking post itself. Seriously… Sitting there watching who says something anti on a post just to write essays that involve insulting their intellingence towards them? WTF?)

One thing is attacking a post and giving your opinion negative or positive about it, but attacking everyfuckingperson that says something you don’t like towards the post (therefore invading THEIR own blogs), posting anti-shit in tags that are for THEIR ship and then playing victim if they tell you to fuck off, insulting their personal posts about their ships, fanarts, essays all in their FUCKING TAG… Then having the audacity of saying that ‘everybody’ in that ship is attacking you is by far the dumbest most hipocritical shit imaginable. People that abandon certain ships have a clearer outlook on which side wanks the hardest and I’m one of those that sees what’s going on.

If you don’t like what other people say, block them before proving your butthurt over what they said.

4. Don’t demand respect if you don’t respect other people personally. I have lost respect towards alot of people for all of the shit I’ve stated above. I have shippers of all pairings in my follow list who are people that I highly respect despite their different views on their respective couples… The thing I respect about them the most is that they don’t do this crap, which has earned them my respect. Hell I don’t even like some of the ships they fan about but I don’t insult them for posting their shippy things even if some of the stuff is stuff I may disagree with because we are ALL SHIPPERS.

Alot of things in shipping don’t make sense, but then if it made sense it wouldn’t be so much fun. Learn some fucking tolerance and also how to IGNORE this nonsense. Don’t become a part of the problem and spend more time actually shipping your pairing(s) than anti-shipping and hoarding other shippers with your views (which are views nobody except those in your pairing read. Many shippers of other pairings don’t even read those text-walls anyway. Skim over it maybe, but read it carefully and take everything said into account? No way. You guys may have fun doing that and its highly considerate of you, but most of us tired of this wank don’t particularly care to read long-ass responses telling us why your ship is a fucking fandom God while ours or any other ship are being trashed to the ground in order to ‘prove’ the canoness of your couple. LOL)

Sorry to my followers for this rant, but I do get ANNOYED once in awhile (I only rant like this once every few months). I even take shots at other shippers in MY pairings when they behave stupidly (we have to admit that some shippers in ALL parings need to calm their tits!) because we can ship and contradict other pairings in SPECIFIC places, but singling out shippers for attacks in their own turf…? Nah. That’s the shit that starting this in the first place, I think.

To Summarize all of the long crap I said:

Who GIVES a shit about who said what if its done in its correct place? Some places are not meant for all shippers. I have IchiHime, UlquiHime (WINZ!), IchiRukis, RenRuki (you guys are awesome!), tons of yaoi and yuri fans and some neutral fans who just love shounen and don’t care about this crap, and the thing that makes alot of us mature on this subject is that we don’t purposely search anti-shit up to argue against it, because we could care less. The problem only starts when the anti-shit crosses all boundaries and reaches us in the areas meant to LOVE our pairings.

Get your acts together. I know I may lose some followers because of this, but what the hell. If some people don’t think that what I said makes perfect logical sense, then I don’t want them in my followers. I can live with it.

All shippers can get along as long as this shit isn’t done. Seriously. Take it from me. I’ve managed to find good friends among all pairings, so it CAN be done if you spend more time enjoying your ship rather than attacking another.

—End MirrorsO shippy rant moment XD—

PS: Did anyone seriously read all that crap I wrote? LOL I went overboard!

To stalk me with various sock puppet accounts and accusing me and other people that don’t put up with his or her shit of being the sock puppet.

Get a life, get fucked and quit being such a asshole. BTW, loved your last comment. It was obvious you were hilarously pissed at being told to take your shit and fuck yourself with it.

Must be because you know it’s so sooooooo true.

Bye bye now, troll.

Hearing Orihime-bashing while people claim to love her while doing it and them also claiming to ship UlquiHime ‘so hard’…

This is Ulquiorra’s version of ‘Fuck You’.

Some fans may have fun doing this immature shit, but other fans could give two shits about other heterosexual pairings other than this one, and I’m one of them.