You Follow Me, I Follow You
I like various fandoms and way too many things so I just lump it all up here. I particularly like funny stuff. I'm also very social and talk to just about anyone.
On another note I'm a bisexual 27 year old Puerto Rican single mom. Expect to see tons of stuff in here about yaoi, yuri or het, so I hope that all of my followers are open to these types of things, otherwise you won't like following me. *wince*
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Conversation between me and my tumblr
Tumblr: You haven't been online for the last 15 minutes.
Me: I had to eat and go the bathroom-!
Tumblr: No excuses, bitch! Now park your ass in front of that computer and start blogging, damn you!
Me: Yes, ma'am!
Tumblr: I thought so.
Lot’s of women want to be apples now.
That’s nice… Though it sucks that the drinks are also imaginary.
It’s not like I can help myself!
There goes my lawnmower.
Believe it or not, while I was dating my ex-husband, my then future father-in-law would ask weird stuff like this. LOL
THIS has happened to me before! Hell! I’ve even fallen off the bed in the middle of a weird dream. LOL
Don’t you just hate it when you already know the password to an account and the dumb site has to be an ass with so much junk?
That! Oh God! THAT! How many guys actually do that?!
BAD TROLL! BAD BAD BAAAAAAD!
Can’t help laughing though.
Men! *rolls eyes*
From TrollFun
Extremely Corny Jokes
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
Q. What’s pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
Q. What’s blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it’s breath
