You Follow Me, I Follow You
I like various fandoms and way too many things so I just lump it all up here. I particularly like funny stuff. I'm also very social and talk to just about anyone.
On another note I'm a bisexual 27 year old Puerto Rican single mom. Expect to see tons of stuff in here about yaoi, yuri or het, so I hope that all of my followers are open to these types of things, otherwise you won't like following me. *wince*
Tumblr: You haven't been online for the last 15 minutes.
Me: I had to eat and go the bathroom-!
Tumblr: No excuses, bitch! Now park your ass in front of that computer and start blogging, damn you!
Me: Yes, ma'am!
Tumblr: I thought so.
Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
Q. What’s pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
Q. What’s blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it’s breath