You Follow Me, I Follow You
I like various fandoms and way too many things so I just lump it all up here. I particularly like funny stuff. I'm also very social and talk to just about anyone.
On another note I'm a bisexual 27 year old Puerto Rican single mom. Expect to see tons of stuff in here about yaoi, yuri or het, so I hope that all of my followers are open to these types of things, otherwise you won't like following me. *wince*
I really needed to remember what it was like to laugh my happy ass off!
LOLOLOLOL I read something funny some batshit reblogged from me (after I had blocked her months ago)
Apparently she said I was bashing UlquiHime… LOL wuuuuuut? Why the fuck would I bash my own OTP? The person that had actually bashed it was ICHIRUKI that was trashing Orihime and all Orihime pairings. She bashed UH by saying that Orihime might as well stay alone because Ulquiorra is dead.
How is it that I’M bashing UlquiHime there when someone else had been the shit-starting idiot bringing that crap up. My friend who was blogging with me only admitted to not liking UH and I respect that. She didn’t bash the pairing. She just said she didn’t like it. Who the fuck am I to tell her what to like anyways? People can ship whatever the hell they want.
Seriously, idiots. Don’t make shit up in order to make other shippers look like top-wankers. You pick the fights and then play victim cards afterwards by going to anti-tags and picking fights with other shippers in their own blogs. Too bad you are too stupid to see who starts what and keeps fueling it. And oooooooh how is that my post was bashing Ichigo and IchiRuki? Was it because I said I didn’t ship it?
You should really switch ships seeing how your blog is mostly composed of reblogs from anti-ships and the ship you loathe with your un-needed long-winded essays. No matter how you try to cover it up, people will notice your knack for instigating your little shipping fights.
If your socalled shipping has been reduced to you merely badmouthing other shippers than I feel bad for you and others like you.
Here’s a box of tissues to clean up the tears and slobber you batshit make-believe crap may have stirred up!
PS: Don’t drag UlquiHime into your shitpool especially with your groundless BS. And sorry for none of us talking to you! None of us like bitchy anti-shippers, s’all! Can’t be helped, I guess! *shrugs* This goes to show how you misinterpret what OTHER shippers and Bleach manga says. Your batshitness is making you see things.
Your vigilante justice just went down the shithole.
See a tag for a rival ship and just have to do this to the hellspawn daring to ship a different pairing:
HOW DARE YOU SHIP THIS??
And the only reaction you get is:
It IS our tag, you idiot.
When you go through the torture of going through all the posts at an anti-site to do this:
You take… *sniffle* all of the mean… *cry* things you said back and admit that it’s the best pairing in the world and that you ship it. TAKE IT ALL BACK OR YOU DIEEEE!
And the reaction you get is:
Will someone kindly escort this retarded creature to her/his rightful place?
When you are in your shippy areas, all you do is:
The shippers in that hell-pairing do this! And the hell-pairing is this and that! And the shippers that ship that so non-canon pairing are stupid fucking idiots! And they always treat us like crap and blah blah blah blah!
And the reaction people new to the site give is:
Why don’t these crazy bitches talk about their own fucking ship for once? Most of this site has them talking about that fucking other ship!
When on general sites all you do is:
I know my pairing is canon because they looked at each other for 3 seconds straight without looking away! *wails*
And then a normal person paying actual attention to the subject in the general discussions does this:
Um… We were talking about the latest episode, not ships. Those characters were only in the new intro, not the episode so it doesn’t count.
Your reaction to being told to stay in subject of course is:
YOU! You must belong to that hell-ship! EVERYBODY IN HERE IS AGAINST US! WE HAVE NO WHERE TO GO! EVERYBODY THAT SAYS MEAN THINGS LIKE THIS TO US IS OF THAT SHIP!
When you find someone saying something bad about your ship:
I will hack into their email and find everything they said, screen-shot it even if its a decade old and will publically humiliate them. Hell I’ll even send them some anonymous death-threats.
And the reaction you get is:
Man, bitch, you psycho. It’s just fiction, get over your crazy ass self.
And then denial of your craziness kicks in:
You’re the one that needs to get over his/herself. I’m just breezing. I don’t know what you mean with psycho.
Tumblr: You haven't been online for the last 15 minutes.
Me: I had to eat and go the bathroom-!
Tumblr: No excuses, bitch! Now park your ass in front of that computer and start blogging, damn you!
Me: Yes, ma'am!
Tumblr: I thought so.