Quit Being So Nosy

See a tag for a rival ship and just have to do this to the hellspawn daring to ship a different pairing:

HOW DARE YOU SHIP THIS??

And the only reaction you get is:

It IS our tag, you idiot.

When you go through the torture of going through all the posts at an anti-site to do this:

You take… *sniffle* all of the mean… *cry* things you said back and admit that it’s the best pairing in the world and that you ship it. TAKE IT ALL BACK OR YOU DIEEEE!

And the reaction you get is:

Will someone kindly escort this retarded creature to her/his rightful place?

When you are in your shippy areas, all you do is:

The shippers in that hell-pairing do this! And the hell-pairing is this and that! And the shippers that ship that so non-canon pairing are stupid fucking idiots! And they always treat us like crap and blah blah blah blah!

And the reaction people new to the site give is:

Why don’t these crazy bitches talk about their own fucking ship for once? Most of this site has them talking about that fucking other ship!

When on general sites all you do is:

I know my pairing is canon because they looked at each other for 3 seconds straight without looking away! *wails*

And then a normal person paying actual attention to the subject in the general discussions does this:

Um… We were talking about the latest episode, not ships. Those characters were only in the new intro, not the episode so it doesn’t count.

Your reaction to being told to stay in subject of course is:

YOU! You must belong to that hell-ship! EVERYBODY IN HERE IS AGAINST US! WE HAVE NO WHERE TO GO! EVERYBODY THAT SAYS MEAN THINGS LIKE THIS TO US IS OF THAT SHIP!

When you find someone saying something bad about your ship:

I will hack into their email and find everything they said, screen-shot it even if its a decade old and will publically humiliate them. Hell I’ll even send them some anonymous death-threats.

And the reaction you get is:

Man, bitch, you psycho. It’s just fiction, get over your crazy ass self.

And then denial of your craziness kicks in:

You’re the one that needs to get over his/herself. I’m just breezing. I don’t know what you mean with psycho.